More Marriage Advice

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering
the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

11. A woman has the last word in any argument.

12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when
a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


Yhen's Note: this is fun - even for those who are not yet married, like me - thanks to the original author of this article